
A beautiful hurricane-free Week Six is here and I have to thank the readers for pointing out that I clearly omitted Cruiser’s from the list of our Burger forward restauranteurs… for that I sincerely apologize!
So let’s get “Cruising” on this Burger!
Contest setup:
I will be visiting the following establishments: Cruiser’s (added this week), Ed’s, Etna Diner, Ivey’s, Jerry’s, Penn’s, Ray’s, Ward’s, and What-a-Burger to order their standard cheeseburger as served with no onions. I will be paying with my own money and rating them based on my own opinion.
Burger Battle Judging Criteria
- Taste (Four points)
- 4: Perfectly seasoned beef, rich flavor, toppings enhance the patty.
3: Good flavor, minor imbalance.
• 2: Under-seasoned or overpowering condiments.
• 1: Bland or poor taste.
- Texture (Two points)
• Juicy, tender patty with constant doneness; bun soft but sturdy. - Build and Balance (Two points)
• Excellent ratio of bun, meat, cheese, toppings; easy to eat and holds together. - Presentation (Two points)
• Looks appetizing and well appointed.
10 total points possible
Price: $6.99
The Burger from Cruiser’s is a full bite. Lots of toppings and condiments really make this a full spectrum handful of flavor. I like the addition of lettuce, tomato, and pickle, along with the combo of mayo and mustard to add moisture and spice.

Flavor: 3 – Very solid taste profile. The patty is not the star, but adds value to the overall combo. Without toppings and condiments it would be a little flat.
Texture: 2 – Fresh and soft bun. Patty was cooked well. Toppings were crisp and fresh.
Build and Balance: 1 – Toppings and condiments really did a lot of the heavy lifting with this burger.
Presentation: 1 – Paper wrapped. Neat, but the to-go nature doesn’t really present well.
Total: 7 Points
I don’t feel Cruiser’s uses a fresh-made patty, but the overall effect is still really nice. It’s a solid, easy to eat burger that hits in the right nostalgic spots. I appreciate the veggies, gives me that backyard burger vibe.
Cruiser’s: 7
Ed’s Grill: 8
Etna Diner: 9
Jerry’s: 7
Ivey’s Cafe: 6
Penn’s Grill: 9
Thanks so much for reading!
*I am open to take your feedback or suggestions on a new establishment or content ideas. Email me at: justinwilliamson@coulumbuscountynews.com.
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